WARNING (Spoiler Alert!): I was going to post the album review here on the front page (I normally despise being forced to click-through anything), but the review could be construed as containing spoilers about the album. Therefore, I am offering my readers the opportunity to avoid the retina-scarring sight of the review and said spoilers if they so chose. You may consider yourself warned, and any complaints about spoilers after reading the review will be met with a public flogging using the closest suitable means, which around here generally consists of overcooked pasta noodles covered in jam.

Click here for the album review.