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Twitter Me This, Batman

   Posted by: Bryce   in Everyday Bites, Geek Bites, Opinion, Virtual Spheres

With all apologies to the late, great Frank Gorshin, I really wish someone… anyone… would PLEASE rationally explain to me what the appeal of Twitter is.

Micro-blogging? I just don’t understand it, and apparently I’m not the only one. I’m barely able to make the time to blog here twice a week it seems. To me, it’s just another channel in a list of channels I can barely keep up with. My RSS reader is packed with posts days behind, and iTunes currently lists 187 (!) podcasts I have yet to listen to.

I really appreciate that fact that some people can make other content from Twitter, but I’m nearly convinced at this point that people like me can’t be successful in this newly modeled instant dehydrated “social media” (or “new media”… pick your nomenclature). Things like Twitter, and unfortunately increasing numbers of podcasts and blogs, are being built for instantaneous consumption and don’t lend themselves easily (or at all) to people who can not monitor them constantly. The only people that will be successful in those types of ventures are the people that make new media a full-time, or near full-time, goal.

I’m not trying to sound like I’m throwing a pity party for myself, but there doesn’t seem to be any room in this sphere for married fathers of two who cook, clean, balance a checkbook, and work 50 hours of a day job a week. On top of all that, I just can’t see how the boring everyday activities of my life are worthy of such lofty public disbursements. Who really wants to know five days a week that I just dropped my oldest daughter off at school, and how many people really would care about it to subscribe to such rambling? After all, I’ve not been stricken with the curse of having to pare down my social media friend lists in order to keep it managable.

Combine all of this with the fact that Twitter has had some serious growth issues of late, as has been documented by several people. If the tool can’t be productive, or is so unproductive that it leads to an outright revolt, how much of a successful and positive model can it be? I won’t even get into the complete absurdity of the idea of emergency responders using Twitter with all the unreliability going around. There’s a reason why most of the worlds hardware and software manufacturers, including Microsoft, Apple, Dell, and HP, have specific warranty exclusions regarding use on nuclear, medical or life-saving equipment.

Maybe it’s just another thing in this environment I don’t understand - another tool and another piece of new media that just doesn’t click, figuratively or literally, with me.

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6 comments so far

 1 

I’d explain Twitter like this:

Take the status message of an IM client (like skype’s mood message) and scale that conceptually to a more public, permanent space, like the web.

That brings it to a place where a ’status’ or comment, if you will, might be relevant to more people. Twitter works great at a conference or other place where many of your contacts are congregated.

In a sense, I’m grateful that Twitter takes (or could take) a lot of the trivial stuff of the blogs. Heck, if you left for the airport, did a thing, and came back, I’d probably still be getting around to the blog post ‘at the airport’, something we’d see as buddies in an IM enviro.

As a long time IRC/chatter type person, I appreciate that the permanence on the web is like reading the scroll back in an IRC channel. I can be part of general chatter or not, or I can jump in and join the dialogue.

Tonight, I saw a failure in the chat workflow though. Someone’s simple comment in my friends’ twitter stream turned into a conversation, and it became hard to follow– not to mention the fact that people who are my buddies who aren’t buddies with whom I’m talking to, are seeing one side of the conversation.

I just started looking at Jaiku, since it seems to be between Twitter and a Blog program (not Tumblr, maybe a Wordpress lite perhaps?).. you can follow the thread of a post, so in a sense, it’s like a scaled down forum/blog hybrid thingy.

Twitter I believe speaks to two things: presence and small talk, nothing more. It’s also a controlled environment. That conversation is tied to authorized people somewhat– but I won’t get into that here, since there is a bigger convo to be had about complete challenge/response acceptance to a communication tool

One final note, just to clarify, since you linked to my blog post: I do _not_ think that Twitter and any of these cute gee-whiz apps could or should be used for anything mission critical anything. The fact that someone Twittered an earthquake 3 minutes before the USGS is a complete nonsensical and false hope. As hopefully one of my colleagues who has yet to post on the issue, none of these tools are going to matter one bit for those *affected* by a disaster. They are probably doing things more important like finding a loved one or making sure their house’s gas line is turned off, not checking their SMS messages. That is, if the infrastructure survives.

One dirty nuke and the EMP obliterates Web 2.0. No one wants to think about that.

Great post, sorry for blogging in your comment field. :D

April 24th, 2007 at 10:57 pm
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Oh heh,one more thing. I’m a married father of two, etc and so on. You are not alone!

April 24th, 2007 at 10:58 pm
 3 

I think I had a whole lot of comments, but then I read Eric Rice’s blog post in your comments, and thought he did a great job. Here’s a brief remix:

To me, Twitter IN is like a stream. I read it for flow. I want the pulse of the net, pulse of people I know or quasi-know. It’s a stream tool for data. I can bounce something into that stream and get some ripples back.

To me, Twitter OUT is a pointer. I can attempt to move the attention needle towards things I want to talk about, blog posts, videos, or things I like.

Father of two, as well. : )

April 26th, 2007 at 8:29 am
 4 

I’ll lave the geek gadget of the moment to my 2 friends above. What I want to emphasize is that while you as a father of 2 might not be the big sexy demographic of some, it certainly is very relevant to many, including myself(I also am a father of 2). So I have to hammer on content, Take this blog post of yours. It was well thought out (as most of your posts are) and you succeeded in clearly conveying your dilemma and viewpoint. You got 3 response, 2 from very well known bloggerati dudes, and I’m sure many more reads.

So what’s the problem? Keep the conversation going and people will jump in. :)

April 27th, 2007 at 2:47 am
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[...] Okay, after railing against it previously, I remember the words of a wise man and decided I am in no position to bash on Twitter and claim to “not get it” if I don’t get off my ass and at least try it. [...]

May 25th, 2007 at 9:54 am
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[...] been four months since I railed hard on Twitter, and about three months since I paradoxically started actively using it. Looking back, my rants do [...]

August 24th, 2007 at 11:03 pm

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