With all apologies to the late, great Frank Gorshin, I really wish someone… anyone… would PLEASE rationally explain to me what the appeal of Twitter is.
Micro-blogging? I just don’t understand it, and apparently I’m not the only one. I’m barely able to make the time to blog here twice a week it seems. To me, it’s just another channel in a list of channels I can barely keep up with. My RSS reader is packed with posts days behind, and iTunes currently lists 187 (!) podcasts I have yet to listen to.
I really appreciate that fact that some people can make other content from Twitter, but I’m nearly convinced at this point that people like me can’t be successful in this newly modeled instant dehydrated “social media” (or “new media”… pick your nomenclature). Things like Twitter, and unfortunately increasing numbers of podcasts and blogs, are being built for instantaneous consumption and don’t lend themselves easily (or at all) to people who can not monitor them constantly. The only people that will be successful in those types of ventures are the people that make new media a full-time, or near full-time, goal.
I’m not trying to sound like I’m throwing a pity party for myself, but there doesn’t seem to be any room in this sphere for married fathers of two who cook, clean, balance a checkbook, and work 50 hours of a day job a week. On top of all that, I just can’t see how the boring everyday activities of my life are worthy of such lofty public disbursements. Who really wants to know five days a week that I just dropped my oldest daughter off at school, and how many people really would care about it to subscribe to such rambling? After all, I’ve not been stricken with the curse of having to pare down my social media friend lists in order to keep it managable.
Combine all of this with the fact that Twitter has had some serious growth issues of late, as has been documented by several people. If the tool can’t be productive, or is so unproductive that it leads to an outright revolt, how much of a successful and positive model can it be? I won’t even get into the complete absurdity of the idea of emergency responders using Twitter with all the unreliability going around. There’s a reason why most of the worlds hardware and software manufacturers, including Microsoft, Apple, Dell, and HP, have specific warranty exclusions regarding use on nuclear, medical or life-saving equipment.
Maybe it’s just another thing in this environment I don’t understand - another tool and another piece of new media that just doesn’t click, figuratively or literally, with me.
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